Back & Forth, Side to Side

14 04 2010

Simon and Garfunkel – The Only Living Boy In New York // Hot Chip – Boy From School

I’m gonna go ahead and blame my absence on the fact that I’ve been working. That seems legitimate, doesn’t it? I thought so. It’s the truth! I swear! In part…

Time just seems to keep flying by without any hullabaloo about it. I can’t believe that it is already mid April. How did that happen? Just yesterday I was saying goodbye to all my friends and family from home, and within a few months’ time, reunition will happen. EXCITING. And yet at the same time, I realize that life isn’t getting any shorter; no longer are the days that I could scapegoat adolescence for conclusions I didn’t want to come to. Decisions have had to be made, some with great difficulty, but friends and family have always told me to trust my gut feelings, even if my mind doesn’t always agree.

Life is so WEIRD. Responsibility, adulthood, and that age-old question, ‘what are you going to do when you grow up?’ have seemed to slowly seep onto the pages  over the past few months. I realize that the latter isn’t something that has to be answered right away, and quite frankly, in my own personal life I don’t know if that question could ever be answered. It’s so vague! There are so many things I want to do!

More on that later.

Right now I write to you from a Globetrotter Hostel in Edinburgh, Scotland. I am accompanying a group of six students who won a competition in Valle Camonica for a week long sojourn in the surprisingly sunny Scottish (or is it Scotch…) capital. Our week has been put together by a youth counselor working here in Edinburgh, and we have been on the go, 100 mph, non stop the whole week. Monday we did a ropes course about 100 feet in the air, harnessed in of course, followed by a rousing visit to an OMSI-ish science and historic museum in the city center. Yesterday was spent at the Edinburgh zoo playing in the lion’s den, then it was off to a go-kart extravaganza. Today we visited the beautiful castle, climbed the Scott Monument, and had some free time to explore the city. It’s my first time back in 10 years, and it’s every bit as fascinating as before. I visited the Holyrood Palace where the queen stays when she visits; lavish. Plush. Luscious. Good. Tomorrow the highlands, Avie Moore (sp?), going to see if I can’t find Mel Gibson in a kilt.

As many of you may have noticed, Easter just whizzed by like a little white fluffy rabbit hopping on by…I had one of the most unique experiences I’ve had to date in Italy. A friend of mine, Emanuela, that I’ve met through friends in Boario, is from Giuggianello, a small village near Lecce in the region of Puglia. Follow the eastern side of the boot down to the heel, and that’s where you find Puglia. Known for its olive trees, pronouncing all their consonants as if they were doubled, deep cultural traditions, and extreme eating habits, I spent a week with Manu’s family, and I can now say I have experienced the deep south. It’s fantastic. Amazing people, stunning views, and as I said before, food that just doesn’t seem to stop appearing on your plate. So much for my diet. Yeah, that’s right. I was on a diet. As they all seem to do so, mine followed suit and fell completely flat on its face. Easter day was no exception.

Manu, her mother, father, brother, and about seven of her relatives spent about 5 hours eating in a restaurant that specialized in seafood. We began with about 15 separate options of appetizers, and we frantically had to fill our plates so that more could be set in front of us. A first first course followed, followed by a second. Then came the first second. Then the second second. Then fruit. Then dessert. Then coffee. Then the liquers. The drive home was full of uncomfortable groaning, sporadic breathing, and a desire to kick the bucket. We made it though, and we didn’t eat for the next 24 hours straight.

The week was full of entertainment, including being witness to several tarantellas with tambourines, traditional dances from the region. We also made the trip to Santa Maria di Leuca, which is a port village on the very tip of the heel. Otranto, Gallipoli, and the most beautiful, Lecce, followed. Lecce is sometimes called “the Florence of the south”, a name it lives up to with its white stone cathedrals, streets, artistic culture, rich history, and vibrant atmosphere. The dominant architectural style is Baroque, which normally I get tired of. This particular style, however, isn’t overdone. They did it right in leaving the natural shades of the stone, instead of covering it all in gold. In addition to the tourism side, it was nice to meet Manu’s friends. One thing that is present in every culture is the “small-town-atmosphere”. My presence was gossip. It’s not every day an American visits the small town of Giuggianello. The curiosity, the mystery, the potential! Who IS that guy? One of the things I love most about traveling about is the anonymity. I’ll never get over that. What a great experience.

Previous to my stop in Giuggianello, I made a trip down to L’Aspro near Fabriano to visit a professor and friend of mine, Gina Psaki. Her and her husband Marc have a delightful and rustic home in the Italian countryside, in Le Marche, also home to Macerata, the place I studied for the first term of my senior year at the UO. A colleague of mine, Anna Airò, who just happens to have collaborated with Gina several years ago, made the trip down with me, and together we enjoyed Gina’s company for a couple days discussing politics, literature, going for hikes, eating great food, drinking great wine, and visiting areas nearby. A trip to Macerata while in le Marche can’t be skipped, and I spent an awesome day in the sunny warmth with Filiberto, the site director for the AHA Macerata program, roaming the streets of the hilltop town I used to call home.

Let’s skip back to the beginning of March. We last left off with a return from a great visit in Spain, and it wasn’t long after that I started a couple of new jobs. Seriously! A couple of the local middle schools had caught wind that there was a native speaker working in the valley, and offered me a couple extra hours a week teaching 8th graders. It’s been a new and interesting experience…different from teaching high school age students. I will admit, however, that I do prefer teaching high school age students. I won’t go into the reasons why, but I find myself identifying with more students in a higher age group. In addition to the middle school job, I started taking on two group lessons, both groups daughters of Katia, Roberta, and their friends. Nothing like having a couple of screaming girls to try and keep calm. LOVE it. Wouldn’t you? On top of these other two jobs, I’ve picked up a few translation projects that have proved to be well worth the work. So there. I don’t get to play ALL the time!

The weather didn’t really do what I had hoped it would do that first week of March. We ended up having one last big dump of snow for a couple of days, and it was quite cold. We had about a 8 inches of snow, and one sick Andy. I think I’ve been sick more often this year than I have in any past year…5 times in 6 months? No worries though, staying afloat and taking my vitamins. Especially now that there is a plentiful amount of vitamin D to soak up. Gotta love the sun. It puts me in such a good mood.

As I said earlier, decisions as an adult are sometimes never easy. I have struggled over the past 4 months on making a decision about whether to stay in Italy for another year or returning to the states. Weighing the pros and cons, debating in my mind everything that has happened and only wondering what will happen in the future. I have decided to return back to the states. I will miss everyone very much over here; the people I’ve met have now helped to shape me and my life. I’m at one of those good ol’ Y’s in the road, ya know? I’m sure it’s a good decision, no matter how tough it was.

Longwinded I may be, but it’s always good to get it out there in cyber-ink. In blog blog land.

Pictures to come soon, as soon as I can sort them all out.

Next stop: Guiness World Record breaking Pillow Fight in Milan on the 18th of April! Google it after it happens…I’m sure you’ll find it! There are supposed to be 40,000 plus people! Should be fun.

Hope you are all well, and I am sending my love out to everyone. LOVE





The Art of Breathing Through The Nose

24 02 2010

“Whoa, Andy. Time to slow down a bit”, says my body. “You’ve been on the go for too long, and you must relaaaax a bit.”

I could go for a little readily available TLC from mom right about now, i.e. home-made chicken noodle soup, a hug, and an “I told you so.” My weekend of no sleep, Jagermeister, and too much fun finally put me over the top! I’m okay with it, however, as it was well worth it!

The week long stint in England was topped off with an awesome visit to London where we toured on foot the main attractions of the city center. During the afternoon I met up with my cousin Chris (who I haven’t seen since his wedding in 2001!), and threw back a couple o’ pints. It was so nice just to have some time together to catch up and shoot the breeze, watch a rugby match, and reminisce about old family adventures.

Fat Tuesday here in Italy provided an experience that had me falling head over heels all over again for Italia, my Italia. I took the train early in the morning from Brescia to reach Venice before the crowds, and it was definitely a good idea. A sea of people already crowded the train station as I arrived, with face painters and street entertainers galore. I decided to venture out on foot, navigating the labyrinth of  ”calle”, or the streets of Venice, to eventually find myself submersed in a conglomerate of 15th century meets 21st century costumes. An amazing spectacle. THAT is why I love Italy.

Returning to Boario was a breeze of two days of work, then it was off to Madrid to visit Mollie, Tory, and Colin! For the first time traveling in Italy, I had absolutely NO delays whatsoever! Way to go, Transport Italia, Ryanair, and all you other….well, that’s all I’ll say.

That night Mollie and I met up at the hotel, and went out for just a beer or two. Well, it turned out to be an all nighter and we didnt get back until around 5AM or so. We met a Spanish man within the first 5 mins of being in a bar, and he said “coooome wit uuusss, we gooo daaaaancing!!!!” How could we say no? Several GT’s and a couple of hours later, we arrived back at the hotel very satisfied travelers.

Mollie came to Madrid for her work to attend “ARCO”, Madrid’s Contemporary Art Exhibition Extravaganza. Three HUGE warehouses full of galleries representing artists from all over the world, and art to boot. On Friday we spent around 6 hours walking around these warehouses. Mollie worked her magic, and I just stood in awe of what was surrounding me. I now have a new-found appreciation for contemporary art, thanks to Mollie White. Her eloquence, her natural niche for the arts, and tolerance for a non-art-savvy person tagging along really left an impression. I’m very pleased!!!

Saturday was spent with Tory and Colin wandering around the various districts of Madrid, and we were lucky enough to have the sunniest day in weeks to walk around the city. What a sight! Thanks to the both of them, I was able to see places otherwise I would have never found. Din was a delicious chorizo risotto courtesy of yours truly, and a yummy spinach salad. Dessert was Jagermeister. And Red Bull. Whew. A whirlwind night  with an adventure around the city, ending at a club that was way too spendy with too much glass on the floor…we made the most of it though.

Not enough sleep, recovery on Sunday with a quick trip to the Reina Sofia to see Picasso’s famous “Guernica”,  a  goodbye to Mollie followed with tapas…oh I just can’t get enough of those “croquetas”, and an early flight back to Milan was just about enough to put me in a coma. And here we are.

Back to school, back to school! It’s starting to warm up a bit around here, and hopefully spring will just be right around the corner! ‘Til next time…





‘Ey mate…yeah mate…roight mate…that’s bloody fantastic!

12 02 2010

Coming to you from Canterbury, Kent, England ‘ere. Digging the British accent as of late–makes me want to acquire one. Wouldn’t be a bad thing, would it? Nahhhh.

This week has been a very cold cold week here on the windy southeastern tip of England. We’ve had snow, rain, sun, rain, snow, and lots and lots of wind, all within a span of about 5 minutes. No joking! I am here with 24 students from the school I teach at for a week long intensive course in English and I am a chaperone! Ha! First time for everything, right? Makes me feel old…

Canterbury is a beautiful, quaint little town of about 50,000 people. You might have heard the name due to Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales”, written at the end of the 14th century. He was a contemporary of authors such as Boccaccio, whom I’ve studied at length at the UO and here in Italy. It’s like stepping back in time around this town. Some of the old structures still exist from the 150o’s, but the main attraction is one of UNESCO’s World Heritage Sites, the Canterbury Cathedral. The original foundations of the church were built over a Roman road in the late 500′s AD. The cathedral as we see it today was finished around the 18th century, after being rebuilt several times throughout various conquests. Interesting bit of history!

Tomorrow we head to London, about a two hour bus ride from here, for a quick tour of Westminster Abbey, Buckingham Palace, and various places around the Thames. It just so happens that my cousin Chris is going to be there, so we’re going to meet up for an English ale or two…or three. We’ll toast to you all! :)

Sunday we head back to Boario, where supposedly it will be snowing! Fantastic. It is Carnevale time in Italy, and Tuesday I’ll be heading to Venice to check out the scene and hopefully see some amazing costumes and masks! I’ve never been, so it should be pretty cool.

Thursday evening I’ll be heading to Madrid, Spain to meet my friend Mollie (!!!!!!!!!!), Tory, and Colin for a long weekend of art, conversation, and friends! Looking forward to that…much more to come, and much to look forward to!

A biiiiiiiig congrats goes out to my cousin whose first baby boy, Porter, was born Feb 7th! That’s awesome!

Sending you all my love, and ’til next time! Cheers!





Getting into trouble…sort of :)

22 01 2010

wan⋅der⋅lust /ˈwɒndərˌlʌst/

noun—a a strong, innate desire to rove or travel about.

Currently listening to:

“Sans Soleil” by Miike Snow

“Racing Like a Pro” by The National

Current album:

“Declaration of Dependence” by Kings of Convenience

Andrew Poole here, reporting not from the valley floor, but from the valley ceiling this fine day in early mid January 2010. Wait…mid-January 2010, already?!? Wasn’t it just January 2000, pre-travel mayhem, pre-high school, mid-puberty, middle school, post 90’s, post $1.8 billion grossing Titanic?!? My the time does fly…

The valley ceiling. I am now in a little town out of the way of everything, it seems, looking down on Valcamonica, in which Boario Terme and Breno are found. Ossimo is my new home for the month of January, and I find it to be a bit lonely, to tell you the truth. The positives out-weigh the negatives, however, and I am doing just fine. Today is a particularly clear, crisp day and I can look down upon the town I teach in. Just to give you an idea of altitude differentials, Breno is at about 300 meters, and Ossimo is at 1200 meters. The windy road is composed primarily of switchbacks, often with only one lane…not a road to take after eating a meal on the larger side. Whew. Anna Marsegaglia is my new host, and she’s a busy bubbly bustling bundle of bodacious rutabagas. Eh? How about that! She’s always got something going on, so I rarely see her.

These past couple of weeks have been filled with travel and adventure to lands beyond and the spaces in between. On the 23rd of December I left Bergamo in the pouring rain (pitchforks and hammer handles, no less!) around 1:00 AM following a 3 hour stint on the runway…apparently they allowed ONE extra passenger to board the plane by mistake, so they had to go through the entire manifest and try and weed the person out. I fortunately was on the list, but the most frustrating part of the whole thing was that in fact, there was no extra person on board. Everyone was accounted for. It’s all part of the adventure, I suppose! Colin and Libby, two close friends from Oregon met me at the bus station in downtown Barcelona around 3:30 AM with a MUCH needed water bottle full of gin and tonic…a necessary elixir to get things started. Oh yes.

[Our group fluctuated between 5 to 7 people. Tory from Eugene, Colin Lord from New York, Libby from Boise, Colin Kull from Eugene, myself (the five of us for Christmas in Barcelona), Lucas from New York, and Abigail from Minnesota! All but Abigail and Colin Kull are in Europe teaching English. Tory, Colin L, and Lucas all teach in Spain, and Libby in France. Colin K. was in Tuscany for an internship and Abbie has been ‘woofing’ around Spain for the past couple months. Tory, Colin K., Libby, and myself were all friends in Eugene. I knew Abbie from Eugene, but she didn’t know anyone else pre-Spain. Colin L., Tory, and Lucas all went to Skidmore, a private college in NYC. The seven of us were in Granada together.]

Dec. 24th we slept in and enjoyed the comfortable beds provided by the hostel at our roof-top apartment in the Eixample district, near La Rambla, the popular strolling area enjoyed by tourists from all around the world, and famous for it’s street performers and beautiful light displays on the trees during the holiday season. We did some exploring of the city’s Gothic district, an amazing labyrinth of tiny little streets with graffiti galore, piazzas, palm trees, and beautiful architecture. Christmas Eve was my turn to fix dinner; I had brought with me some pancetta, speck, sausage, and cheese…can anyone guess what I made? That’s right. Carbonara. My favorite Italian dish. It was arguably my best carbonara to date, although it could have had something to do with the 2 bottles of Jägermeister we polished off. I will admit that not all of it was drunk pre-dinner, but rather post. Dinner was followed by a particularly fun evening of frolicking about the city, mostly on the coastal side of town; I had an impromptu photo session with a random photographer on the beach (of which he/she was not too excited about), and we even took a little dip into the Mediterranean sea in our skivvies (‘we’ being Colin L. and myself). The evening concluded with uncontrollable laughter at a ‘kebap’ shop, followed with the inevitable scarfage, and a large drunky pile on the couch in our apartment. What fun!

Christmas day was very very relaxed. We didn’t get up until around 1:30, and didn’t leave the house until about 3:00 or so. The streets of Barcelona were bustling with Christmas day tourists, walking the streets and enjoying life as most in Spain do. We visited Montjuïc, the castle perched on top of the hill that overlooks the city on one side, and the port/sea on the other. What a view! The city stretches as far as the eye can see, mirrored by the sea. Quite the spectacle. Just below were the Olympic diving pools, at which one point we decided to explore with no one around—the gate was open, so why not! If you’ve never seen the Olympic diving pools in Barcelona, Google them. We weren’t disappointed. Christmas dinner was a marvel. Jerked pork courtesy of Colin L. with amazing spices and the perfect amount of tender juiciness. Spinach salad with pomegranate, goat cheese, candied walnuts, and caramelized onions. Mashed yams. Potatoes oven roasted in olive oil and rosemary. DELICIOUS. A feast not meant for a king, but for a group of kids far away from home. We deserved it. ☺ And we relished in it. Savored it, if you will. Mmmmmguuuuuuuuhhhddddddd.

Yummmm

Christmas Day

The day after was more exploring, more exploring, and more exploring…followed by more playing, aaaaand the amazing Apples to Apples game so loved by everyone that plays it, lots of rummy, and Presidents and A-holes.  Lots of fun. The 27th was the first day of our rental cars. Colin L. and myself rented the cars in our names, so we had the pleasure of going to get the cars and navigating the streets of Barcelona. Wow. For the first time in our lives driving in a European city, I have to say we did a pretty damn good job. Other than a weeeee error by going the wrong way down a one-way, we managed to park relatively close to our apartment. Lucas arrived that evening from his stay in Istanbul, and we had a relatively tame night, aside from our adventure to check out the National Art Gallery, which is USUALLY lit up with beautiful fountains and lights. Unfortunately this time around, everything was shut off. Oh well…next time!

Barcelona-National Art Gallery

The 28th: departure day. Our 9-10 hour drive started around 8AM, and was relatively uneventful getting out of the city. Our route to Granada led us along the Mediterranean coast for a while, eventually veering us inward towards Madrid before heading south again. I had never seen much of Spain before; it was an eye-opening experience, awe-inspiring over all. Beautiful coastal towns, a huge expanse of red soiled land with scattered gigantic windmill farms (of the mach-5 version), a steep descent into the Sierra Nevada’s, weaving along a steep canyon wall with beautiful emerald limestone mountains that eventually opened up into the largest collection of olive groves known to man. Literally millions upon millions of olive trees scattering the countryside as far as the eye can see. (A bit o’ trivia: did you know that Spain, NOT Italy, is the world’s largest producer of olive oil? Look at your bottle of olive oil…I betcha it comes from Spain, unless you go specifically for the Italian variety. I have heard Spain goes for quantity whereas Italy goes more for quality.) I have never seen anything like it. The further south we went, the more the architecture changed, and Moorish influence became more and more apparent. White washed buildings dotted the hillsides, and large effigies of bulls could be seen along the autostrada. We arrived promptly at 5 o’clock in Granada, RIGHT in the middle of rush hour. What a joy THAT was! You know that ‘my head’s going to explode’ type of feeling that happens every once in awhile when you feel either a.) confused, b.) nervous, or c.) in the middle of a city you’re not familiar with on tiny cobblestone streets in cars that should not even fit? I was experiencing all of the above. Colin was an excellent navigator and Libby was my moral support—thanks to you both. An experience I will never forget. In the end we made it, and we made it ALIVE no less. ☺
After finding a parking garage we made our way towards the apartment in central Granada, near the Placa Nueva—a spectacular area of town near the famed “Alhambra”, a Moorish palace overlooking the entire valley. As we approached our street, for the second time in my life I was baffled at how small this world truly is when a friend all the way from Eugene, Oregon spotted me out of the crowd and yelled my name. Julian, a guy I lived in the dorms with and had known randomly throughout college just happened to be in Granada, on that same street at precisely the right moment to run into me. This happened to me once before when I was in Venice years ago—a guy named Pat that I went to high school with literally bumped into me while on a trip to Venice with his singing group. Incredible! It never ceases to amaze me. Life, that is. Anyhow we arrived at our apartment just as the sun was starting to set. I don’t know if we just got the luck of the draw, or we’re just that cool, but we had the best apartment known to a foreigner in that city. A four-story apartment with a five-star view. The first floor was the kitchen and dining room, a place of many a great meal (fajitas, quiche, risotto al chorizo, roast beef, pancakes, amazing scrambles…and so much more) and many, many, MANY a drink over the next 6 nights; the second was a spacious living room with a comfy couch and several plush chairs; the third consisted of two bedrooms and the bathroom with a mosaic bathtub(!!!!), and the fourth was the master bedroom and the best part of the whole house: the balcony. This place literally blew our socks off. For what we paid (about 18-19 Euros a night each), we scored big time.

Alhambra from our Balcony

Spaniards seem to be on the go at ALL times. Every locale was slammed with tapas craving fanatics, and it was very easy to knock back a couple of GT’s or ‘cervezas’ when accompanied by a free tapas or two. Even New Year’s Day when the seven of us could hardly leave the apartment, every single bar was packed.

I won’t go into juicy details about New Year’s Eve, but even though there are some parts that may be a weeeeeee bit fuzzy, I will never forget the company or the festivities I took part in that evening. For the count down to midnight we were in the plaza with hundreds of people to watch the fireworks display. This New Year’s Eve was special in many ways. Not only was there a full, new moon, but there was also a partial lunar eclipse that could be seen from Europe and part of Africa. Even though we couldn’t see the eclipse due to cloudy weather, it was still pretty cool to know that it was happening. Fortunately for us the heavens opened up and provided us with a great view of the moon during the ten-minute fireworks show. What a sight! If you want to know what happened after that, well…if you ask, I’ll tell.

Nothing needs to be said here.

The second of January, before I left to join up with Aunt Leen and Shark for some great skiing, was a day to explore the ‘Alhambra’. This place is amazing. I highly, highly, highly recommend checking it out if you ever get the chance. I was left speechless by the intricacy and beauty this place holds. Not only is it an amazing piece of art, but the sensation you get from walking around inside is…indescribable.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alhambra

I didn’t think that saying goodbye to my friends was going to be as hard as it was. I’ll always hold a special place in my heart for the ruffians I romped across Spain with for Christmas 2009 and New Year’s 2010. I can only hope that someday it will happen again, and undoubtedly under different circumstances it will. I will never forget it, and a big thank you goes out to those who made it so memorable for me. I love you all.

Bear with me folks, this blog post may be long winded, but there is one more very important chapter: “The Dolomite Ski Extravaganza with Aunta Leenie and The Shark”. For those of you who didn’t know, my Aunt Leen and one of her closest friends Deb Sharkey came to visit me from the 2nd-9th of January. After spending about a month and a half of intense searching for lodging, renting, and ski resorts, we managed to throw together what will be one of the most memorable weeks of 2010.

We debated for a good while on where we wanted to go after having previously gone to the Matterhorn in the Alps in 2003 with Cinzia(!!!). The decision was made. We were going to Selva Val Gardena, a small mountain village in Alto Adige in northeastern Italy, nestled between the incredible ‘Sella Massive’ and ‘Sasso Lungo’, two spectacular sedimentary magnesium carbonate mountains. Thanks to Shark for that description…correct me if I’m wrong! Our little villa, “Villa Helene”, was ideal for our party of three: we were literally situated ON the slope called Dantercëpies (don’t ask me how you pronounce that). With one bedroom, a big bathroom, and a great little kitchen and dining room combined, there was more than enough space. Our balcony looked out onto the slopes, and we literally were able to slap on the sticks and take off. Amazing.

Katherina was our host; one of the most energetic, sweet little ladies you could ever imagine. She spoke at least four languages, one of which is only spoken in three valleys including her own. Ladino. An interesting mix between German, Italian, Latin, and what sounded like Russian, not a word could be understood. There would be several times where this lady would be speaking to me in Italian, then start talking to Deb and Leen in Italian. Then she would speak in German with Leen and Deb, and turn to me and speak in German…such a sport! Most likely in her 80’s, she had stories galore of her childhood and of her amazing life living isolated in a valley where tourism had gradually taken it’s hold.

Before our first day of skiing we took a little day trip down to Bolzano, where we returned my rental car, then explored the beautiful streets with German and Austrian influence. Though the Christmas markets were over, there were still vendors selling their wares throughout the town with the occasional ‘wurstel’ stand: oh-so-good. We shopped around for a bit, and eventually made our way back up to Selva Gardena.

Bolzano Marketplatz

Our three-day Dolomiti Skipass included 12 ski resorts surrounding the ‘Sella Massive’ ( http://skimaps.skiforum.it/skimaps/displayimage.php?pos=-335 –a great map showing the ‘green’ and ‘orange’ routes—we did the orange). That equals about 125 kilometers of downhill skiing. I repeat. One hundred twenty five kilometers. Spectacular. On our first outing we decided to do the 26-kilometer “Sella Ronda”, which is a circular tour of four different ski resorts surrounding the ‘Sella Massive’. You have the option of either going in a clockwise or counter-clockwise manner. We chose the latter. Palma-Gondola-Chair-Gondola-Chair-Gondola—you name it, we rode it. North, south, east, west: we could go in any direction, and we did. Up, down, and needless to say, all around. Our highest point on the long way around the mountain was a pass called “Porta Vescovo”, at 2478 meters. At this height we were above the clouds with a spectacular view of the Marmolada, the tallest of the Dolomites. There really is no comparison in the world. You feel like you’re on the very tip of the world looking down…an exhilarating experience. At one stop along the way we hopped into a little ‘rifugio’ for lunch and enjoyed a HUGE calzone/pizza and enjoyed a good laugh when my fork decided to send a piece of dough flying across the room. It wasn’t me, I swear. It was the fork…Continuing on, we circled around the mountain towards our little Villa, skiing on slopes that literally weaved through buildings in town, and eventually came to a point where we had to cross the road on a bridge built specifically for skiers/boarders to get to our next lift. They really knew how to plan things out! Gondolas and chair lifts literally criss-crossed each other all over the place, going above, under, even around. We made it back to the apartment just as it started getting dark, a time we like to call beer-thirty. Maybe a little after, but it was time.

On day two of our ski adventure we found ourselves on the Corvara and Colfosco side of the mountain, just over the top from where we were staying. The snow there was great—meant for smooth cruising—and we found it hardly populated at all.  Our lunch stop that day at the Edelweisshütte was a huge score: KAISERSCHMARREN. A light, fluffy egg pastry that is cut into pieces coated with powdered sugar and…yum. It had been about ten years since I had eaten the real kaiserschmarren. Aunt Leen was in hog heaven. A real treat. Shark and I enjoyed our würstels, but Leen’s find was stellar. That evening we checked out Ortisei, the most populated town in the valley, and enjoyed just wandering the wintery mountain town and soaking up the atmosphere.

Our third day was probably the best day we had weather-wise, if I had to compare. We started out from our little villa with flurries in the air, and about -2 Celsius at the base, -13 Celsius at the summit—PORCA MISERIA!!! (pig misery, for those unfamiliar with Italian slang…). This time around we would be going on a wild goose chase for that giver-of-life, that golden orb in the sky the Roman’s called ‘solem’ (I’m pretty sure about that…), or just the plain ol’ sun. Over the top, down the other side, and around the backside a ways towards Corvara, up the Piz Boè lift, down the other side, in and around the ‘Alta Badia’ ski resort and around San Cassiano, where we found some of the most amazing slopes and amazing sunshine. At the top of the Boè gondola we spotted a pretty sweet lift going up even higher where there was no doubt a spectacular view. To get to this lift it was necessary to ride a “skier-people mover”. Huh? Yes, a “skier-people mover”. Picture an airport corridor. You know the moving sidewalks? That’s right, only this time you’re strapped onto (a) stick(s). Pretty fun, and rather smart, really. We were right: a panoramic view of epic proportions unable to be found anywhere else in the world.

The day steadily got sunnier and colder, and the scenery ever more beautiful. Snow drifts that looked like sand dunes—dangerous dunes, I might add, as Shark found out when she took a serious head dive, but luckily escaped with only a fat lip and a cut on the nose (thank god she was wearing a helmet!)—but surreal scenery only one could imagine with the help of a doctored up inter-web photo. We stopped to catch our breath and grab a bite to eat at a great little refuge, and decided to trek on so we could reach the other side before the lifts closed.

Take #14...

Skier People Mover!

Friday came too quickly, and it was time to say goodbye to our lovely little hostess and beautiful apartment, but only for a little while. We shall be back. Our drive back down to Boario Terme was slick and wet, but we made it safe and sound. Shark was an amazing driver weaving along the narrow roads on the western side of Lago di Garda—Italy’s largest lake. We enjoyed seeing the snow capped hills bordering the lake, and it was nice to show Leen and Shark a little of my ‘home away from home’ for the short time they were here.

Snow Day in my town!!!

This blog has taken me about a week and a half to write, and I apologize if I have rambled a bit, but there’s a 98.746 percent chance that if you’ve made it this far, you’ve been able to handle it. I know, I know, it’s time to wrap it up. Shut your yapper, Andy! But before I close and say ‘til next time’, please enjoy these pictures—a mere degustazione, or taste, of what has happened since last time you read.

LOVE YOU ALL!!!!

and until next time! :)





Ho ho…ho. Ho! Ho! Ho? Ho! Take it as you will. :)

21 12 2009

I have to say I don’t really have any excuses, but I apologize for not updating earlier—it has been somewhat chaotic with trying to get things squared away for everything being crammed into the next couple of weeks!

Has it really been over a month since I last wrote? Sheesh…time flies! It’s now been almost three months since I last saw the good ol’ stripes and stars in my homeland, and it seems a mere two weeks. Christmas time has arrived in Italy, and many things have come to pass over the past month since I last communicated via blog.
Thankgiving, Christmas markets, a four day weekend, and lots and lots of preparing for the holiday vacations—due to commence this coming Wednesday. VERY. EXCITING.

Celebrating Thanksgiving in Italy lacks the luster of an American Thanksgiving, but that didn’t stop a fellow professor/future host of mine in preparing a ‘turkey roast’, a corn ‘salad’, pureed potatoes, and pumpkin gnocchi. A twist on the traditional, but nevertheless delicious. Patrizia is a professor of English at the school I teach at, and she and her family will be hosting me for the months of April and May. Her husband seems a nice person as well; they took me to a jazz piano concert in the beginning of December. I always seem to forget how refreshing live music can be. :) They have two sons, 16 and 18.

This past month here at the Guarneri’s has been fantastic. Every day I eat home-cooked meals…I have to admit: I’m getting rather plump. It’s time to tame it down a bit. Take it down a notch. Step awaaaaay from the food. A little about the family I’m staying with; Aurora, 18, is a student of mine at the school I teach at. Davide, her brother, is my age and is a world champion in motocross. The first weekend I was here we went to a benefit race in Brescia to see him race…it was quite the experience! There were many many famous motocross athletes, along with sports media from all over Europe. Definitely a new adventure! I’ve never been around ‘paparazzi’ like that. He has an English girlfriend, Sophia, and she’s been here off and on over the past month, so it’s been nice getting to know her and being able to chat in English. Ivana and Marco are their parents—it’s great to immerse myself in all these different family situations. It truly shows the differences and similarities in Italian families—Davide is not as much of a mammone as little Matteo! Hehehe.

At the beginning of December we had a nice long 4-day weekend—much needed, mind you—and I decided to take some time and visit a friend down in Mantua. We had a marathon weekend of trips to Verona, Bolzano, and places in between. Bolzano is famous for its Christmas markets that are very particular to the region. Set in the middle of the Dolomites, the town features tiny little winding streets, and a culture that is a melting pot of German, Austrian, and Italian backgrounds. Pretty cool. Verona, of course, is famous for the setting of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, and it’s variety of bridges crossing the river that splits the town. The Christmas lights make everything even more unique, creating a ceiling effect while walking in the downtown streets.

Fast forward to last night, when I was invited to a dinner by a friend of mine who owns a little café in downtown Boario for an evening of festivities with her and her friends to celebrate the holidays. It was a GREAT experience. I met so many new people last night; a much needed event. It’s possible I have now found an ‘in’, if you will. There was a group of about 15 people gathered in a small apartment for a 3-4 course meal that lasted for about five hours. Lasagne, ‘salame bollito’ (a large salame that has been boiled in water for several hours), polenta, spinach, cheeses, prosciutto, pancetta, pear mustard, breads, and wiiiiiiiiine galore! About a bottle per head, I’d say…whiskey too! Dessert was an array of ‘panettone’ and ‘pandoro’ which are two light flour-based desserts that are, well, delicious of course. The people I met were absolutely amazing, real foodies, wine-connoisseurs, and generally very friendly, welcoming people. I look forward to doing more with these people eventually.

Now that the holidays are upon us, it’s time to do some traveling! This Wednesday I will be flying out of Milan to meet 5 friends in Barcelona, Spain. As a group, we have rented an apartment in downtown Barcelona from the 23rd to the 28th of December, so we will be celebrating all together on Christmas day. On the 28th we will be renting 2 cars and driving all the way down to Granada, where I will stay until the 2nd of January. It’s hard to believe, but these plans have been in the works since last spring! Colin, Libby, Tory, Colin, Lucas, and myself will all be partying it up in southern Spain for New Years—we shall toast to you all!

After Spain, Aunt Leen and friend Deb Sharkey will be arriving in Milan on Jan 2nd, and we will be reuniting in Selva Gardena (above Bolzano in the Dolomites) for a week long skiing extravaganza!!! My plate is full! It’s time to have some fun. It’s about to begin………….

I wish you all a very happy holiday season, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Hanukkah, Epiphany, Solstice, or whatever else you may celebrate! I miss you all, and know that there will be at least one time while traveling that I’ll think of you! ☺ hehehe, or should I say ‘ho ho hooo!!’

Love to all.





Yeah, still eating.

19 11 2009

The first ‘assistant’ meeting was held last Friday in Milan, and it was oh-so-nice to see some fresh faces that were in fact my age. I would be lying if we did in fact have discussions on the aforementioned subject of grammar. Instead we exchanged ideas, reflections, and stories on how it was being an assistant, or, in some cases, the actual professor. This program is designed to be an internship, and for some of us that’s exactly what it is. Others have not had the opportunity to work with professors, as they are the professors. Making their own lesson plans, giving their own tests, grades, and of course those wonderful parent-teacher conferences. It just goes to show how diverse this program can be in some respects. For some it is a guided internship, others it isn’t really an internship at all, at least in the traditional sense. All agreed that it is a work in progress, and thus far, worth every moment.

The afternoon was spent wandering the center of Milan with its multi-era mismatched buildings–the colossal gothic Duomo (cathedral), the wonderful Galleria where such shops as Prada and Louis Vuitton can be found, and, flanking the Duomo, the eye-sore fascist buildings, in front of which Mussolini himself was executed 64 years ago. Two other assistants joined me, both named Maria, and we enjoyed a well-deserved lunch and carafe of wine; ain’t nothin’ better than pizza and house wine!!

Katia and Sergio and their daughters swooped me from one of the metro stations that evening and off we went to Como for an amazing dinner. Sergio who is an engineer, oversaw the building of a new school in Como–a unique piece of architecture on the eastern shore of Lake Como–and in the process became friends with a couple of families, four in total, all related, who have dedicated their lives to hlpeing others through their faith and through their community. Each family has three kids of their own, and have reached out to seven to ten foster kids (per family!!). All together in one mega house, they have their own distinct quarters. However, dining together has become a tradition and they all work together to feed the 40+ mouths. It made quite an impression seeing kids from all different races and backgrounds sitting all together in a huge dining room as one big family. They sure do eat well, too. Risotto, delicious salad, mozzarella, fresh bread, salame, and wine; quite simple, yet quite exquisite. Post dinner, after all the kids went to play, we migrated to a smaller, more comfortable dining room with 18th century frescoes (no big deal), and enjoyed wonderful conversation that continued to get louder and livelier as the limoncello, grappa, and sambuca flowed. God I love being an adult.

Tomorrow (!) is the first move…a new family! One of my students’ family is taking me in for the next month until I take off for Spain for the holidays. I’m looking forward to it! They seem like really nice people. It will also be nice to be able to upload all my pictures that have piled up on my computer–wireless!! woop woop! All is well, and I send my love out to everyone. Miss you all, especially during the holidays!

‘Til next time! Alla prossima!!





The English Professah

6 11 2009

Who, What, Where, When, Why….aaaaand Hoooow? I cannot tell you how many times I have prepeated those seven words in the last month. I now have learned more about my own English grammar in one month than in the last 20 years of my life (saying that sounds…well, weird.). But it’s true! Can anyone tell me what a predicate is? I’ll send a Euro—$1.4673954205 cents—to anyone who can tell me what the predicate of this sentence is. A spankin’ deal, if you ask me! Gina, you can’t play. ;)

Needless to say, slowly but surely becoming a teacher of English has gotten a little easier to get used to as time has gone by. School is now truly in full swing, and I have taught several times all by my lonesome. It’s not as easy as it seems when you’ve never taught before, and I’ve heard horror stories from some of the other assistants around Italy regarding their lack of guidance. Speaking of, our first meeting all together is next Friday, the 13th of November. I’m quite excited to meet all the other interns! I can just imagine the conversations we will have, just like any other work place. “The just look at you with blank stares and they don’t say a damn thing!” “I am having the WORST time trying to explain what possessive modifiers in the relative clause are.” Ha! We shall see.

As most of you may know, this last Wednesday was my 24th buuuurfday day…a grand one indeed. The celebrations started last Friday the 30th upon my arrival at Spannocchia, a wonderful sustainable organic farm/bed and breakfast on a hilltop in the unforgettable Tuscan countryside. I left Friday morning from Boario Terme around 8:30 to catch a train in Milano, about a two hour bus ride. From there the train took me to Firenze, where I proceeded to take yet another bus to Siena. Ok. This is where that ‘one dreaded thing’ happens that, well, always seems to happen. Where the hell did this bus drop me off? I had no idea. Colin tried to explain to me where to take the bus to Rosia, the town closest to Spannocchia, but every bus driver I asked seemed to think it was this one, or wait, that one. No this one. AHH. In the end a hike to the train station connected me with the right bus, and I eventually found my way there.

When Colin told me he had been living in an 11th century farmhouse, I really didn’t have any idea of what to expect. The owners have literally done nothing to change this place, and it truly feels ancient. Ecstasy. I absolutely love that feeling of simply BEING in a location that has been around for centuries. Anyways, Colin is a part of a group of interns working on this farm for 3 months. He works in the kitchen–with beautiful marble everywhere. Some of the other jobs include winemaking, gardening, taking care of the animals (pigs that make the most horrific sound you will ever hear when they are about to be fed, goats, cows, chickens, etc.), herding said animals, and many other odd jobs that need to be done to run a farm. Libby, a friend of ours from Eugene, came down from France where she teaches English, and we bunked together for the three days we were there. I must say, I had the most fun I’ve had since being here. Friday night was cheap white wine night, something we ALL regretted the next day. It’s been a long time since I was that hung over. Bad news bears. Halloween day was spent working up enough energy to party that night, and it was successful! An eclectic group of costumed vagabonds tramping around a farm with jungle juice and beer must’ve been a sight to see. THE gnome, a sheep, a granny, a dinosaur, a poisonous mushroom attacking your liver (he literally had a liver in a plastic bag…), Luigi, a kung-fu master, a Greek goddess, and, well, an English Professahhhh (hey, I had limited resources…). We had a frightfully good time dancing (an instant transport back to a much dustier ‘home’..hehe), drinking, and eating the night away that ended with us all around the kitchen table chatting until the wee hours of the morning. Let’s see if I can remember all the interns…Toby, Chris, Lila, Liz, Sage, Colin, Seth, and Broni, the leader of the pack, if you will. I think that’s all of ‘em! An amazing group.

Sunday arrived with a delightful surprise…”Diner Brunch”. Oh yes. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes. Scrambled eggs with potatoes, peppers and cheese, chicken fried steak, biscuits and gravy, and banana pancakes with delicious maple syrup (Side Note: I had to put my foot in my mouth at one point because I had mentioned that banana pancakes were overrated after having eaten the banana pancakes…I failed to recognize them as such. They were divine, and I stand corrected.). Instant cure for any ailment. AFter gaining 10 lbs of delicious Americanafied Italian food, we decided to hop in the farm van for a quick trip down to Arezzo, an hour and a half drive in some sort of direction (of which I don’t think was ever figured out…at least by me anyway), to an antique fair that covered the entire centre of town. Antiques. American antiques have absolutely NOTHING on Italian antiques. Not just 150-200 years old, but 500-800 years old. Anything that you could possibly imagine; from furniture to jewelry to clocks to paintings to…you fill in the blank. Wandering the ancient streets of the centre, we perused and lost ourselves in the myriad of antiques coming from all over the world. It was amazing.

Although it was sad to say goodbye, our next adventure together is starting to prove itself as an almost instant smash hit: Christmas in Barcelona and New Years in Granada. Can. Not. Wait. We have reserved an apartment in downtown Barcelona from the 23rd of December to the 28th, and another in Granada from the 28th to the 4th of January. My, what fun it will be! However, as we are in the now, the fun to be had can wait.

My trip home was rather interesting. The high speed “Freccia Rossa” train became the no-speed “Freccia Rotta” train on the way from Firenze to Milano. Ten minutes outside of Milano the train came to an abrupt halt, and there we sat with broken brakes (thus, the ‘freccia rotta’) for two and a half hours. Che palle, però!! Oh, how traveling can be so unpredictable! I missed my connecting bus to Boario, and was diverted to Brescia, where my host fam had to drive an hour to pick me up. I felt terrible, as it was 11:30 at night at that point, but they were very understanding, and brushed it off with a mere “c’est la vie”. As we all must do when those things happen.

My happy day day was indeed a happy day day. After 5 hours of teaching, I went to a fellow teacher’s house for yet another delicious truffle-fied meal. There’s no beatin’ fresh truffles! Later I received a Halloween/birthday package from mom and dad with a plethora of Halloween candy (which Elena, Giulia, and myself love, by the way! I can never get enough of homey home stuff…), and in the evening enjoyed the company of a fellow English teacher and some students for a rather tipsy romp around Boario, which included a pizzeria and an Irish pub. Wine and whiskey, anyone?

The snow capped Alps are stunning and more beautiful by the day. That’s all I have for now–I think I tend to ramble sometimes. Time to sign off! Love to all, and until next time, enjoy.  :) :) :)








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